Parasite Song!

Parasitic butterfly sings sweet sweet lulaby to subjugate ant colonies

The larva of Maculinea rebeli - a butterfly native to Europe, mimic the sounds of red ant queens and convince the worker ants to feed and protect them at the cost of the colony. A summary of the journal article with samples of the sweet sweet melody can be found here. The actual article is in the latest edition of Journal Science.

Today this larva works on ant colonies, in 30 million years these same larva may borrow into your ear and sing infectious pop music, or advertising jingles. Just you wait. Just you wait 

Lord of the Ringworm

One Ringworm to rule them all, one ringworm to find them, one ringworm  to rule them all and in the darkness bind them

Ballin'

Parasitic yeast infections will give us all the cancer

Image stolen from yeastinfectionadvisor.com . From the site, "Dr. Hulda Clark, in her book, The Cure For All Cancers and Cure For All Diseases claims that most cancers are caused by the "fasciolopsis buski" parasite and that every one of her cancer patients had human parasites."

ZOMG! Everyone of her cancer patients had parasites! Correlation is so obviously causation in this case. Dr. Clark, who has a "PhD" in zoology, is not a medical doctor. She has had at least three clinics shut down in the US and Mexico. More about "doctor" Clark can be found here.

So by now you may be asking how does one rid themselves of these horrible, cancer causing, parasites? Well get yourself a 30 day supply of ULTIMATE COLON CLEANSE  (no this is not an SNL skit). The site quotes Dr. Oz from everyone's favorite daytime science show "Oprah". According to Dr. Oz 90% of us god-fearing, germ-hating, neat freak, house desanitizing, organic food eating North Americans will get a parasite. Q.E.D. 90% of us are going to get the cancer.

Count Wormula

Check out them fangs! Solid.

FRIST!!!!